Jonathan spotted this one in LA. He suggests that "towed away" may be a euphemism for "shit on by birds"
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
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6 comments:
It's not towing if they just push it.
Detonated with a large incendiary device...
I'm a little late, but I once saw a standup comic from L.A. on Comedy Central ripping on one of these very signs. He surmised the signmakers were either being ironic or quoting another sign.
I've often thought about that joke while skimming the blog, and here it is. I shoulda figured it was just a matter of time.
And yet they couldn't take the effort to put an apostrophe in "OWNERS".. amazing..
ahaah this one is awesome.
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