James submitted this one. I'm not sure what is meant by "fresh towels" but it doesn't sound, um, fresh.
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6 comments:
I don't like that "used" bit.. sounds.. not good.
Or are they just exchanging them? you know "used" ones for "fresh"......
YUCK! They forgot to tuck in the comma. COVER UP YOUR PUNCTUATION, SIR!
...."and we'll hang them back up so they just look like 'fresh towels.'"
Starting from the top, this is the first one that really cracked me up:)
Nice to see this ...
thanks for sharing....
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