I didn't know tomatoes reproduced that way. Color me enlightened. Thanks, Bill.
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
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6 comments:
did you know that when tomatoes were first introduced in Europe they were called 'love apples'? perhaps this is a reference to that history.
...the right way no less.
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/2008/04/doing-what.html
I knew I'd seen this one before. It's still hilarious as heck, though.
My CAPTCHA was "culturi". I wonder if Italian culture has anything to do with tomatoes.
I've seen "tomato" as a slang term for a prostitute....
Only the prettiest ones attack the juiciest males on the vine.
Um, attract.
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