Mark sent me this one. I guess you can lease this "office" space for whatever kind of "work" you "do".
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12 comments:
priceless! I should put that above my desk.
The building isn't on the ice, but off of the ice! Hence "off ice"! See? :)
maybe it's a warehouse with desks, so it's kinda "office"-like...
Obviously a brothel
I really enjoyed the laugh I got out of looking at these. :-D Thank you
Perhaps it's a hint for people who recently lost their houses due to foreclosure.
Come live in this "office." There's all sorts of crap the previous deadbeat tenants left behind, like mini fridges, microwaves, old copy machines and even typewriters. One can still have a real address for benefits and an "office" address for letters of recommendation. Plus supplies to work on resumes.
Cheaper than a regular apartment because there's no one around wanting to rent real office space these days.
Wonder what happens on "payday"?
LMAO "office" wth!
I "love" this one
Am I the only one experiencing Deja Vu? http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/2007/10/office-or-whatever.html
ha. I usually catch those. not every time, obviously.
By far my "favorite." I too, "work."
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