The future of AI: bad puns with quotation marks around them to make sure you don't miss it. Thanks, Jonathan.
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6 comments:
Somewhere out there, someone thought that was clever and original. *sigh*
Funny!!!
Anna :)
I don't have a problem with "perk" being in quotes. I think it's appropriate with the double-meaning. But....like that would cheer me up about the gas prices?
Is that even a pun? I see only one meaning applied here.
perk as in a benefit and perk as in percolate
The gas pump is a personality prototype . . . You can tell, can't you?
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