I'd stay away from these folks. They probably want to "love" you. Thanks, Jodi!
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5 comments:
That's really one of the best/worst ever. I don't want to be compelled by anything in quotation marks, particularly not "love." *shudder*
Then they offer you "Kool-Aid."
it's possible in this case they really do mean "love", as in something other than love (egoism, manipulation, neediness, etc etc) posing as love. In this case it would indeed be "love". Great blog.
Ah, scratch that. I was thinking it was maybe advertising some kind of support group (held at the church) but now I realize it's about God's "love". I put that in quotes intentionally. I mean it ironically, but I doubt they did.
ACtually I find that to be only mildly humorous when compared to the name of the town. Shingle Springs. Yowzaaa!
I mean "Yowzaaa!"
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