I'm guessing this pie has a lot of cream in it. Thanks, Pace.
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8 comments:
well, I'm definitely not a SINLESS Chocolate lover, so no vegan pie for me then. (Why does that not sound good anyway?)
"Vegan" Pie is People!
So, the ingredients may or may not come from a planet in the Vegan system, only 25.3 light years out, for guaranteed "fresh" pie.
Woot! My first submission posted! It's kind of exciting. (:
Well, I found this blog from a link over at Undernews and after seeing the gallery of your quotable signs, I'm hooked: bookmarked for future snarky laughs! Thanks!
Thank you, thank you for drawing attention to unnecessary quotes in such a funny way. Count on me to contribute. I'm always edited them out of material people send me. They often involve a word used in an unusual way. The writer is too lazy to explain it or lacking confidence readers will get it. I'm a punctuation minimalist. Use it when it serves a purpose.
"But this dessert is nothing like the cow pie I had back in 1986 before I went vegan. Now that was some good pie..."
It's a tip off that the pie isn't really made from vegans.. probably from those "vegetarians" who eat fish.
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