KB sent me this one. It reminds me of an old Mitch Hedberg joke, "I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
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10 comments:
Not only are the quotation marks funny, they also misspelled you're. Jack is obviously a genius!
".... and just leave the "pharmaceuticals" under the mat. Thanks!"
. . . and it needs a colon after Mail, and there are misplaced capital letters, and there are missing commas . . .
Oh, it begs for "attention."
Mitch Hedberg OWNS! And, as always, the "your" for "you're" makes me want to bang my head, and not in the good, heavy metal way...
I might be interested in Jack's delivery... regardless of his bad punctuation and spelling.
This sign makes my brain hurt ...
Really? No one's going to say "I've got your delivery right here!" and point to their crotch!?
I'm so disappointed in the maturity here.
Don't forget the missing period after the "S" in U.S.
Lol, sitboaf. Maybe "U.S Mail" reads like tough-guy slang. "Hey, yous need to read dis sign!"
One of the things i love about this blog is all the clever comments. Danyell, you crack me up all the time, and Chris, that is just awesome! Thank you, Beth and everyone else for brightening my days.
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