"um, no sir, this is Motel 6, we actually don't have any amenities." "oh, my mistake, I must have dialed the wrong number, I was looking for excellence."
They want to make sure you complete their survey, even if you are totally uninterested in winning $500. Because someone is really going to take the time to fill out a survey for the benefit of the Motel 6 out of the goodness of their heart, and then turn down a cash prize. "No, no, that's quite all right-- I just wanted to thank the nice young lady who turned down the corner of my sheets."
So it's "0" to request more comfort and "5" to request excellence?
ReplyDeleteI feel like it should be "6" for brand identity.
Yeah, I wasn't really sure what they really meant by it. I would have liked them to bring me some excellence but I wasn't sure what number to dial.
ReplyDeleteAfter 15 hours of driving, I needed some excellence, goddamn it. Instead I took a picture of the sign and ordered pizza.
And then I submitted it to the "blog" because I thought maybe someone could help me figure it out.
They want to make sure you complete their survey, even if you are totally uninterested in winning $500. Because someone is really going to take the time to fill out a survey for the benefit of the Motel 6 out of the goodness of their heart, and then turn down a cash prize. "No, no, that's quite all right-- I just wanted to thank the nice young lady who turned down the corner of my sheets."
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