"Does not bite" is the ever-hopeful slogan. Of course, the ferret nips, gnaws, and snaps... but it does not bite.(I have had up to 3 ferrets in the house. We had to name one of them "Bitey" for obvious reasons)
You find the owner even faster? Poor lost ferret who "doesn't bite".
Maybe he is toothless. Or maybe this means he will viciously maul you instead of simple "biting"!
*he doesn't "bite" he may snap the skin off of your arm, but he doesn't "bite"*
I got extra enjoyment out of this because it looked like an actual ferret in a large drinking glass.
It probably was a ferret in a glass. Mine love to get into half full glasses and empty them for you.It is really bad when they get into a glass that has had beer in it. Ferrets are really mean drunks,
"Does not bite" is the ever-hopeful slogan. Of course, the ferret nips, gnaws, and snaps... but it does not bite.
ReplyDelete(I have had up to 3 ferrets in the house. We had to name one of them "Bitey" for obvious reasons)
You find the owner even faster? Poor lost ferret who "doesn't bite".
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is toothless. Or maybe this means he will viciously maul you instead of simple "biting"!
ReplyDelete*he doesn't "bite" he may snap the skin off of your arm, but he doesn't "bite"*
ReplyDeleteI got extra enjoyment out of this because it looked like an actual ferret in a large drinking glass.
ReplyDeleteIt probably was a ferret in a glass. Mine love to get into half full glasses and empty them for you.
ReplyDeleteIt is really bad when they get into a glass that has had beer in it. Ferrets are really mean drunks,