Requisite quotation marks jokes: real ladies don't eat donuts and the donuts are really more puke colored.
More important question: who gender segregates donuts? Thanks Julie
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9 comments:
Men who eat donuts with pink frosting are all gay. Come on, like you didn't know that.
the strange space between the do and the nuts in donuts really confused me. I thought it said "do nuts" as in something. umm...well...dirty.
So wait, if you're cross-dressed as a "lady" can you eat a pink one?
The rose-colored donuts are for transvestites.
Or else for women of questionable repute.
Didn't you all see that episode of the Simpsons?? Clearly, a man eating a pink donut (or worse, a pink shirt!) means he's crazy and has to be locked up in a nut house with a dude who thinks he's Michael Jackson!
I wonder if this free donut business was all just a way to mock some guy in the office. Like, they've been teasing Larry for using chapstick and have been calling him "Lady" all week. So the pink donuts are only for the "lady". I swear, coworkers can be so cruel...
In respons to SARA: The reason that you are confused is because nobody seems to be able to correctly spell doughnuts.
*nod*
Beware the pink doughnut.
... of course, I can't seem to spell "response".
I thought of something much dirtier the second I saw the words "pink donut." Reminds me of a joke about donuts and hot dogs...
Presumably "do nuts" are nicer because they lack the "ugh!"
Sorry. I'll get my coat.
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