I guess if you know your wife's been fooling around, the kid you pretend is yours is still eligible for a Head Start. Thanks, Kerry in Milwaukee.
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5 comments:
Does the "'Limited' transportation available" mean that there's only space for one person? Or no people?
"limited" means "we'll pick up 'your' child within a 2-block radius of the facility"
and let's not forget the capitalization of "YOUR CHILD"...im not sure what to make of that either (especially when combined with the main problem)
Give "your child" a Head Start and homeschool him/her!
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