There's something very zen about a label that calls itself into question. It is a sample if you believe it to be one, but take away the label, and it's just a basket of baked goods. Thanks, Kat.
--It's not really a sample. It's a scam to get you to eat their weird bread things, and then charge you for 'em after you've already got 'em in your mouth.
--This is a quotation of a command. The first person who took a free sample reached for a second and a third crusty baked bread triangle thingy. The man behind the counter looked her squarely in the eye and cautioned "Sample..."
I bet that's all they have.
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ReplyDelete--It's not really a sample. It's a scam to get you to eat their weird bread things, and then charge you for 'em after you've already got 'em in your mouth.
--This is a quotation of a command. The first person who took a free sample reached for a second and a third crusty baked bread triangle thingy. The man behind the counter looked her squarely in the eye and cautioned "Sample..."
Don't forget the "tell" in the background. Tell 703-xxx-xxxx what?
ReplyDeleteMmmm, sample ...
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