This is from Alexander in Oregon. I guess the grocery is pretty mediocre.
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8 comments:
The picture of the guy next to it is fantastic. I'm sure he's supposed to be welcoming you with open arms or something, but it looks to me like he's shrugging, like "hey, waddaya want from us? We're 'pretty good'...as in, we're probably not gonna kill ya er nothin'..."
The missing face of the letter P which has fallen off their sign is further evidence of their mediocrity.
I wonder if that Ralph's Pretty Good Grocery has any relation to the Ralph's Pretty Good Grocery that Garrison Keillor talks about in his Lake Woebegone stories.
Well its still better than let`s say "Best"...:D
THx for posting.
Becky Dubuque
Almost as disturbing as Pretty Good "Grocery".
Hurm... I gotta actually call you on this one.
I'm pretty sure the joke really is intended here. Either the person who made this sign really does have a sense of humor, or REALLY doesn't understand irony.
Hey, I've got a vital question for you...Please visit this (http://nh92.blogspot.com/2008/09/mysterious-prefixes.html) page (from my blog, if you hadn't guessed) and tell me if I used the quotation marks properly. It's VITAL!
The poor store has an inferiority complex...
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