I'm glad this guy has so much "confidence" in the future. Also, was that really the most flattering picture of his wife? She looks like he just goosed her. Thanks Elizabeth.
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Sure, I have "Confidence" in voting for someone who wants to maintain our Quality of Life and keep our Taxes Low. That just makes Common Sense. (I feel like we're reading from House at Pooh Corner, where the Important Things are Capitalized.)
Bethany, go see http://margaretarts.livejournal.com (Oct 9 entry) for your I heart your blog award!
Is it even "Possible" to have "Confidence" in the "Future"?
No, Margaret. It's just the same editor that "edited" one of the user manuals I am working on, and who requested that I Capatalize many Important Words.
I think they were in suspended animation from the 19th century and just woke up to editorial jobs.
Isn't it funny how the same people who would be disgusted by net-speak (LOL, ROTL, C U L8r, etc), because its bastardizing the English language would have No Problem with Capitalizing Every Important Word in a Sentence, Like it was the Title of a Book.
I like to call those people "stupid hypocrites" (those quotes are because I've actually said it, not because its sarcastic).
I think that's a brand of perfume ... he is merely offering a free bottle of "Confidence" if you vote for him. See ... the capital letter gives it away ...
Aahh. I was also going to comment on the gratuitous use if initial capital letters, but I see I've been beaten to it, and in a far more amusing manner than I could have managed.
I once read a CV where every word had the first letter capitalised. He also claimed to be 'Working From Leeds', which confused me, as he was based in Hounslow. Turned out he meant 'leads' - he was a salesman. Sigh.
Hahaha, she looks possessed!
After 30 years of marriage, I think his wife looks pretty psyched to be goosed. Now she's guaranteed to vote for him.
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