I can only assume there is some other kind of device for this bed that is controlled by the power of innuendo. Also, where on the wall is "at about the 'wrist'?" Thanks, Nicolle.
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5 comments:
Too many unneeded capital letters, too! My head just exploded...
The caps at the end can only be explained as correcting the reader's prior misimpression. "I assume the fan SUCKS out INTO the direction BANANA my SASKATCHEWAN"? No? Oh, okay, I get it now...
I'm confused... if you're lying in a hospital bed, and the "FAN" is BLOWING out FROM the direction OF your FEET, wouldn't the air be flowing upward from bed, or outward away from your feet, therefore not blowing on you? makes me question whether this "FAN" is really effective at all.
This is even funnier if you actually picture a stewardess-type (with that grotesque fake smile) reading this aloud, emphasizing the words in capitals, and doing the "air quote" finger thingie whenever a word is in quotes.
Especially if you picture her doing hand motions to mimic the direction of the airflow.
Awesome.
neither MY "head" NOR my Wrist nor my FEET understands "WHAT" is Going on with THIS "sign".
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