I love the handwriting and the inexplicable hyphen on this one, found near Sarah's place in Altoona, PA. I don't know who they "report" you to, but I wonder if "reporting" is a euphemism for violence...
"If your dog craps pick it up"? Why? Will Rover be unable to walk after leaving that deposit on the lawn? No matter, I'll carry him back home and leave the turds.
I got stuck on the apostrophe in crap and couldn't get through the sentence. My dog's grammar is actually better than that. Her crap doesn't possess anything.
This should be a top ten, it's got apostrophe abuse, unnecessary quotation marks, a spare hyphen... Not to mention the sinister tone that "reported" takes on when quoted.
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And it has the extra bonus of an incorrect apostrophe in "crap's".
Reported as in they're gonna bust your knees with a baseball bat?
I stumbled over here from Kitchen Witch, looking at leg of lamb. Thanks for the chuckle. :o)
They'll "report" you so hard you won't be able to see straight for a week.
"If your dog craps pick it up"? Why? Will Rover be unable to walk after leaving that deposit on the lawn? No matter, I'll carry him back home and leave the turds.
I got stuck on the apostrophe in crap and couldn't get through the sentence. My dog's grammar is actually better than that. Her crap doesn't possess anything.
/random person commenting
I also like the random hyphen in "pick-it up". Why on earth is that there?
This killed me. Pick-it up is priceless! I love this blog.
This should be a top ten, it's got apostrophe abuse, unnecessary quotation marks, a spare hyphen... Not to mention the sinister tone that "reported" takes on when quoted.
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