Saturday, September 06, 2008

those "reports" are killer


I love the handwriting and the inexplicable hyphen on this one, found near Sarah's place in Altoona, PA. I don't know who they "report" you to, but I wonder if "reporting" is a euphemism for violence...

9 comments:

k-bro said...

And it has the extra bonus of an incorrect apostrophe in "crap's".

Kirsten Schultz said...

Reported as in they're gonna bust your knees with a baseball bat?

Bethany said...

I stumbled over here from Kitchen Witch, looking at leg of lamb. Thanks for the chuckle. :o)

Anonymous said...

They'll "report" you so hard you won't be able to see straight for a week.

Andy Lester said...

"If your dog craps pick it up"? Why? Will Rover be unable to walk after leaving that deposit on the lawn? No matter, I'll carry him back home and leave the turds.

Jenkins said...

I got stuck on the apostrophe in crap and couldn't get through the sentence. My dog's grammar is actually better than that. Her crap doesn't possess anything.

/random person commenting

Anonymous said...

I also like the random hyphen in "pick-it up". Why on earth is that there?

A.S. King said...

This killed me. Pick-it up is priceless! I love this blog.

Erica Moody said...

This should be a top ten, it's got apostrophe abuse, unnecessary quotation marks, a spare hyphen... Not to mention the sinister tone that "reported" takes on when quoted.