Kristor saw this at Drake University in Des Moines Iowa. Evidently the coffee is pretty lousy.
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7 comments:
This blog makes me laugh! (English teacher and hater of unnecessary punctuation here.) You're on my blogroll, so I can get a daily dose. =)
I just got a "latte" at Starbucks, myself!
Anyone else here tempted to just cover up the "Coffee" part of the sign so it simply reads "Drink and Drive"? I bet that one would go over well with the various law enforcement agencies...
I drive past this coffee shop fairly regularly, and there is a utility box (which you can kind of see on the left side of the photo) that blocks the word "Coffee" until just before you reach the intersection. From a distance, the sign does appear to be encouraging you to drink and drive.
At least they're not setting you up for a letdown.
i totally just sent in this same picture except for a different store in Ames, IA. apparently there is more than one of these neon signs around which worries me. covering up "coffee" is brilliant!
I almost sent in the one from Ames, too. Perhaps "coffee" is a PC euphemism for "alcohol" - if it's "coffee" then it's ok...
Maybe it's Irish coffee?
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