Brian saw this one in Toronto. Evidently the patio is either in the front or nonexistent.
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8 years ago
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- "no sex policy"
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- "a" puppy
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- a true "classic"
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- fake caution acceptable
- some times ok
- more fake service
- friendly-ish
- if you call that service
- safe-ish
- "fun"
- it's serious stuff
- "recycle"
- you know, "caution stairs"
- slamming acceptable
- clean looking
- fake polite and schrodinger's bathroom
- "smokin"
- not an actual log
- what "hog"?
- or pretend to ask
- natural-ish
- or talk about it
- totally on purpose
- more like parasols
- salsa or whatever
- TP's nickname
- wait, so who said, huh?
- More Press
- get your drugs someplace else
- bend all you want
- vintage european quotation marks
- worst pun ever
- so-called glacier
- what "fireworks" are they talking about?
- beginner
- "UR"??? really?
- probably accurate
- just for emphasis
- newish
- ghost patio
- guys. guys.
- fake manager
- "mediocre"
- assumed name cat
- circa
- that food is only for decoration
- value-esque
- not so famous or super
- so-called people
- you know, "upstairs"
- not for little brothers
- as the kids say
- not just any driving school
- pleasing to the "eye"
- mmm "breakfast"
- your safety or whatever
- real special
- fake experience accepted
- two-ish
- or whatever fish
- you know, "stuff"
- wink wink
- fake polite and fake boxes
- "support the troops"
- wait, what?
- what kind of "business"?
- just ignore this one
- who? what?
- it's really fun, don't do it
- new-ish
- small "bills"
- answers to "rat"
- adults
- more "home made" mexican "food"
- if that IS your real name
- those tires are totally "good"
- today-ish
- creepy
- most ridiculous punctuation ever
- not true for all values of "you"
- "no fee" as it were
- "very nice"
- those "reports" are killer
- straightforward slogan
- disembodied persons also welcome
- maybe we will
- not an office
- if you call that coffee
- who's this "God" you speak of
- brand new fake history
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9 comments:
Perhaps the patio has been anally inserted? Eeek!
I had so many things to say, and then jengagne just said them all much better than I could have... thanks, jen!
Yikes! A flood of inappropriate comments washing over my mind. tsk tsk.
I nearly spewed the cereal & milk I had just stuffed into my mouth when this entry loaded. Too funny!
Hehe, I'm from Toronto, and know Byzantium. What makes this even funnier is that Byzantium is located in the "Gaybourhood" (the commonly-used name for this predominantly gay neighbourhood, most people know it from Toronto Pride Parade). Actually, I’m sure that’s exactly why the sign says this in quotes. Bahahahaha, hilarious.
Ah, not-at-all subtle innuendo. Now I miss the original Who's Line. And Torchwood. Is it Spring yet?
I like it! "It's time I go on a diet to lose a bit of this patio I'm carrying around with me." "Do these pants make my patio look fat?"
Funny, but the Torchwood-related comment makes my day.
That's what she said.
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