"Sink" is the nickname of Doctor Arthur Jean-Paul Sinkerson, DDS, the local dentist who often moonlights as a water storage tank at this hotel. A remarkable man, that "sink".
In the sign, "sink" clearly refers to the bathtub. The bathtub probably got that nickname because of all the hotel guests who wash dishes in it. --David
I just discovered this blog, and THANK GOODNESS! I hate hate HATE it when people misuse one of the most simple punctuation marks ever invented. Thank you for providing a place to mock them!
I don't know - unnecessary quotes aside I think I am most disturbed by the two pleas to "DO NOT JUMP" and "DON'T GIVE UP".
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"Sink" is the nickname of Doctor Arthur Jean-Paul Sinkerson, DDS, the local dentist who often moonlights as a water storage tank at this hotel. A remarkable man, that "sink".
ReplyDeleteIn the sign, "sink" clearly refers to the bathtub. The bathtub probably got that nickname because of all the hotel guests who wash dishes in it.
ReplyDelete--David
Brilliant, olderbrother. Brilliant. Love it.
ReplyDelete"DON'T GIVE UP"
ReplyDeleteBecause even if it means horrible burns and disfigurement, we'd rather you not die in our hotel. Thanks.
I just discovered this blog, and THANK GOODNESS! I hate hate HATE it when people misuse one of the most simple punctuation marks ever invented. Thank you for providing a place to mock them!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!
ReplyDelete"Sink" must be a euphemism for "washing basin".
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