This sign in Panama City, FL also features inexplicable ellipses. Evidently you can exaggerate your experience if you want. Thanks, Melody.
"Clientes"
8 years ago
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- fake caution acceptable
- some times ok
- more fake service
- friendly-ish
- if you call that service
- safe-ish
- "fun"
- it's serious stuff
- "recycle"
- you know, "caution stairs"
- slamming acceptable
- clean looking
- fake polite and schrodinger's bathroom
- "smokin"
- not an actual log
- what "hog"?
- or pretend to ask
- natural-ish
- or talk about it
- totally on purpose
- more like parasols
- salsa or whatever
- TP's nickname
- wait, so who said, huh?
- More Press
- get your drugs someplace else
- bend all you want
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- worst pun ever
- so-called glacier
- what "fireworks" are they talking about?
- beginner
- "UR"??? really?
- probably accurate
- just for emphasis
- newish
- ghost patio
- guys. guys.
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- "mediocre"
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- circa
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- value-esque
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- so-called people
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- as the kids say
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- pleasing to the "eye"
- mmm "breakfast"
- your safety or whatever
- real special
- fake experience accepted
- two-ish
- or whatever fish
- you know, "stuff"
- wink wink
- fake polite and fake boxes
- "support the troops"
- wait, what?
- what kind of "business"?
- just ignore this one
- who? what?
- it's really fun, don't do it
- new-ish
- small "bills"
- answers to "rat"
- adults
- more "home made" mexican "food"
- if that IS your real name
- those tires are totally "good"
- today-ish
- creepy
- most ridiculous punctuation ever
- not true for all values of "you"
- "no fee" as it were
- "very nice"
- those "reports" are killer
- straightforward slogan
- disembodied persons also welcome
- maybe we will
- not an office
- if you call that coffee
- who's this "God" you speak of
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7 comments:
plus, why make such a huge sign for that?
No, no... "experienced" stylists. You know what I'm sayin'? Nudge nudge, wink wink.
I don't think I'd want to work for a place that's invested in such a permanent looking sign.
What do they do, hire you then harvest your kidneys?
Maybe they want a BIG stylist, too, to go with their big sign?
Instead what they got was an "experienced" sign-writer.
Minimum two years of "experience" styling Jimi Hendrix' hair.
The question is: experienced in what?
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