Rich saw this at the Hyatt in Cincinnati. Evidently overly dramatic people can use the stairs whenever. Rich adds the extra wrinkle that there were no stairs anywhere near the sign, so maybe "stairs" needs to be in quotes instead.
But, you see, the missing stairs simply heighten the sense of drama or "emergency" about the need to use them, so it's really rather diabolically perfect.
Maybe the "emergency" is when you have to go to the bathroom really bad
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But, you see, the missing stairs simply heighten the sense of drama or "emergency" about the need to use them, so it's really rather diabolically perfect.
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