I think there must be another quotation mark after Frank's name and there was a typo that put the closed-quote on "Auctioneer." I'd give 'em points for consistency anyway.
Ok, I just want to know if the "auctioneer" is "Frank Bizzaro", because "Frank Bizzaro" is an "auctioneer" I use to "hire" for my "car auctions" way back in the "80's" and I remember the first "time" I "picked him up" at the "airport", I had to "hold a sign up" with the name "Frank Bizzaro" on it. And he was such a "great guy" and I "lost contact with him". So if "anyone" knows how to "reach" "Frank Bizzaro", tell him this is "Heather" from "Spectrum Auctions" and I "hope he is well". Wow, I am exhausted after typing that... "Seriously" have him "email me". "Thanks!"
They're totally all drag queens/kings! "Angelica"'s (um, does that apostrophe go inside or outside the quotes?) real name is Larry.
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ReplyDeleteI think there must be another quotation mark after Frank's name and there was a typo that put the closed-quote on "Auctioneer." I'd give 'em points for consistency anyway.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Your blog is hilarious! It makes everything sound so sarcastic.
ReplyDeleteOk, I just want to know if the "auctioneer" is "Frank Bizzaro", because "Frank Bizzaro" is an "auctioneer" I use to "hire" for my "car auctions" way back in the "80's" and I remember the first "time" I "picked him up" at the "airport", I had to "hold a sign up" with the name "Frank Bizzaro" on it. And he was such a "great guy" and I "lost contact with him". So if "anyone" knows how to "reach" "Frank Bizzaro", tell him this is "Heather" from "Spectrum Auctions" and I "hope he is well". Wow, I am exhausted after typing that...
ReplyDelete"Seriously" have him "email me".
"Thanks!"