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This blog no longer updates regularly; I suggest you post your awesome finds to your own social media accounts.
Greatest Hits
- excuse our "emptiness"
- Quotation Area
- people and pets
- the other side
- ants
- fire alarm
- you're so "loving"
- police do be out
- building formerly known as church
- "no sex policy"
- "parents"
- "a" puppy
- cheaper than cheaper
- a true "classic"
- thank "god"
- revelation
- peanuts
- "stop"
- salvation/mexican food
- "congress person"
- President
- Speak English
- Security Guard
Unnecessary Quotes in Other Languages
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For Correct Usage:
try this wikipedia page for simple punctuation guidelines.
Blog Archive
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- it's "wonderful"
- you know, "over wood"
- around the internets
- "danger" is my middle name
- do what to the rocks?
- foos "ball"
- well, sort of reserved
- really sarcastic about parking
- worst nickname EVER
- or if you "haven't"
- "ricotta"
- fake cafe
- or staff-like people
- this block not actually Philly
- I wish that was MY nickname
- must mean that new rock and roll music
- you know, a "songwriter"
- "renovating"
- possibly lead based
- no, do it "now"
- no checks ish
- fake siblings
- QMs in french
- and other times
- "loving memory"
- balls = objects
- "cooked"
- sort of closed
- not sorry for anything
- "toilets"
- "food"
- mystery brats
- more than friends
- un-fair
- talking laundry baskets?
- kind of a non-sequitor
- it's not that simple
- not so talented
- "Marvelous"
- not that catchy
- quick! exclude something!
- Mikey G explains, "It's from First Monday Trade Da...
- "Welsch"
- not so hard
- you know... Isabella
- "smarts"
- it's a surprise
- "bank"
- "lunch customers"
- fake smoke
- Happy "Birthday"
- Day Off
- fake keys
- not pleased
- except special people
- use the "ramp"
- or pound
- you're so "loving"
- Leonardo's Room
- open to secret people
- is parking a "triathalon" event?
- Steve says he saw this "at Tail O' the Pup, a kits...
- more "k"
- nickname with no referent
- really more sun OR fun
- can be delivered sitting down
- "live" with it?
- as long as you look old
- approximating order
- ok for curvy people too
- drink it! drink it!
- ampersand quotation marks
- "Home of the Donut"
- "meat service"
- a "bible", nice
- we might do catering, if you're nice
- oh no, math!
- can't touch this
- wave magic wand
- your "safety"
- "we deliver"
- relatively large
- ouch indeed
- "Out of Date"
- not listening
- more fake tips
- Use "caution"
- "tip's"
- free martinis for kids?
- another mob front
- 0-ish
- not "our" best
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1 comment:
I'm enjoying the blog, but a lot of these signs that quote full sentences seem OK to me. When I read these kind of slong/sentence quotes, my impression is not accidental implied irony, but rather an impression that they are saying this directly to you, thr customer. If this was a TV commercial, it would be the point where the script switches from a professional announcer to the cheerful smiling employees.
Just my 2 cents. Full sentences in quotes are a lot less funny to be that the typical adjective or noun mid-sentence.
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