I laughed out loud at this one! (Fortunately, my boss was on the phone and didn't notice.) I wonder if anyone you consider a "dawg" needs to keep off the grass too?
What a funny blog! I'm living in England this year and they don't even want "people" on the grass. There's a debate raging here about eliminating the semi-colon; what an outrage!
i can't believe how many people misuse the quotation mark. I stumbled on your blog and I am in awe of this... I know I will now notice this "Everywhere". He! He!
However, when all the dogs in the neighborhood have finished with their business on the grass - and killed it - they can write Please keep dogs off "grass", which would be appropriate use of " marks.
whew, did that make any sense to anyone but me ? :)
I laughed out loud at this one! (Fortunately, my boss was on the phone and didn't notice.) I wonder if anyone you consider a "dawg" needs to keep off the grass too?
ReplyDeleteI guess we're talking about actual canines or anyone else who might want to poop here?
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny blog! I'm living in England this year and they don't even want "people" on the grass. There's a debate raging here about eliminating the semi-colon; what an outrage!
ReplyDeletei can't believe how many people misuse the quotation mark. I stumbled on your blog and I am in awe of this... I know I will now notice this "Everywhere". He! He!
ReplyDeleteIs it okay for ferrets to be on the grass?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it might be a pun. "Dogs" is also a slang term for feet. ("My dogs are barking" = "My feet hurt.")
ReplyDeleteCould be a nice way of saying, "Please keep your 'freaking annoying children' off the grass."
ReplyDeleteHowever, when all the dogs in the neighborhood have finished with their business on the grass - and killed it - they can write Please keep dogs off "grass", which would be appropriate use of " marks.
ReplyDeletewhew, did that make any sense to anyone but me ? :)
*laughs*
ReplyDeleteThis is great. Now I'm going to "notice" quotation marks everywhere!