Thanks to Ben for the picture of this box from his local pizzeria.
As much as I'm also concerned about our "environment" - whatever that is, I'm even more concerned about how I might carefully dispose of this box. Perhaps I could swaddle it in bubble wrap and put it in another box full of packing peanuts?
I'm sure Al Gore is twitching uncontrollably right now.
I'm concerned about how the pizzas developed self-awareness, let alone awareness of their "environment."
ReplyDeleteAre these anthropomorphic pranceabout mascot-men pizzas, or are Tops Pizzas actually rising up and asserting themselves?
Because if it's the latter, then I'm concerned about the "environment" as well.
It doesn't matter if the pizzas have become sentient, BECAUSE I KNOW THEIR WEAKNESS! THEY ARE VULNERABLE TO BEING EATEN!
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ReplyDeletenow, where is Jeff? I miss Jeff!
funny.. nice blog
ReplyDeleteAs you're eating them, the Tops Pizzas are screaming, not in pain, but in agonizing fear over what will happen to their Second Life characters.
ReplyDeleteThat's obviously the only possible way of interpreting this box.
What kind of mint?
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