Tuesday, April 15, 2008

pretend to repent


There are a lot of things to love about this one, but I think my favorite part is the "if so, then" construction. Evidently Christ only died for you if God is calling you now? Or something? Thanks to Albuquerque Bob.

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  1. I guess that's one take on Limited Atonement

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  2. I believe the "if so then" part precedes the "repent," not the line about Christ dying for you. Aside from that confusion, it has a more organized layout than I see on most signs of this sort.

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  3. What’s with all the italicized Ns?

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  4. I love that it’s close to the Circle K. Pick up a Thirst Buster and Save Your Soul, all in one trip.

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  5. Now, say you're sorry, Timmy, or the big bad man will send you to hell.

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  6. I think ya better "repent" fast.

    If you're trying to read that sign while driving, it's more likely the end (for you) is near!

    {crash!}

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  7. God, in fact, hasn't called me. So, according to their instructions, I needn't "repent."
    Which is good, cuz I also owe God money.

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  8. Quite apt really - most people who claim to be Christian pay very little attention to what the Bible actually says, so they probably do "repent" rather than repent.

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  9. Holy smokes. That's quite the sign!

    I agree with Karen, "repent" quick! If you're reading that dude while driving, the end is very, VERY near.

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  10. minh beat me to it: what is the DEAL with those italicized Ns?

    maybe it's the signmaker's way of of implying unnecessary tildes. i don't know.

    and yesssss to the awesomeness of this blog. unnecessary quotation marks are so my pet peeve. now if i find a blog dedicated to overusing exclamation points, all would be good.

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