Wednesday, April 09, 2008

inexplicable dash


Kelly at Bennington College saw this one in the dining hall. Evidently you should maybe use the other side, after wandering around for a while. And Emily Dickinson wrote it.

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  1. Everybody in the room is looking at me after I cracked up at the Emily Dickinson comment.

    I wonder if you can sing this sign to Gilligan's Island?

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  2. Ha! The Dickinson joke is perfect.

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  3. Hmmm, I always heard it was The Yellow Rose of Texas. (That blew my AP English teacher's mind way back when.) Gilligan's Island is pretty hysterical.

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  4. There are lots of songs it works with. Amazing Grace is another one. (Incidentally, this also means you can do it with the songs too - i.e. you could sing Amazing Grace to the Gilligan's Island medly, or vice versa.)

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  5. ok, "because I could not stop for death" is pretty funny to either gilligan or the yellow rose. I'm glad you all got the dickinson joke, I was afraid it might be too nerdy.

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  6. O Bethany, while I am charmed by your suggestion that "Because I Could Not Stop For Death" might confuse your readership, surely you must know that it's mostly nerdy English majors like myself who frequent your blog.

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  7. oh, I meant that the initial reference (about the dash) might have been too oblique.

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  8. The Dickinson comment is seriously 100% the funniest joke I've seen on this website.

    I think.

    Actually, there have been a lot of funny jokes. I don't know.

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  9. I love this site.

    I'm wondering, after I use the other side, first, can I use this side???

    Will my card be stamped to show which side I used first?

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  10. Hi Bethany,

    I'm a frequent lurker but hardly ever comment. The Emily Dickinson thing had me burst out laughing at the office. Awesome!

    Or, Rather,
    Awesome -

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  11. ok ok, who's going to explain the singing and emily dickinson joke to the rest of us?

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  12. it's not funny when you explain it, but ok. The writing looks like an Emily Dickinson poem because she ended a lot of her poetic lines with dashes. Also, many Dickinson poems are written in a standard meter that can be sung to a lot of melodies.

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  13. I do love -
    the Dickinson joke -

    and will always -

    (my pathetic attempt. no, I got it right away and loved it. but I'd never heard about sining Dickinson to Gilligan's Island or others.)

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  14. The Emily Dickinson thing made me burst out laughing.

    Of course, I've been laughing at all of the posts, but this one made me laugh especially hard.

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