DJ saw this in a staff kitchen in Sydney. Metal objects, I'm guessing, are allowed for show-off light shows only. (less firey alternative: marshmallow peeps)
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9 comments:
It is helpful how they put a picture of a microwave on the sign taped on the microwave... JUST in case you are not sure what a microwave is....
I guess the clipart and QMs are supposed to indicate the microwave is actually doing the talking. Veeeeery clever!
By gum...I think you are right..... microwave is telling us there are no metal objects in these approved microwaves.. n
Helpful art: No microwaves in this microwave, please.
I'm thinking the QMs should have been around "metal". I once was really tired and accidentally forgot to take the wrapper off a poptart before nuking it. I'd say that poptart wrappers must be "metal", based on the arcs of scariness that ensued.
so you have to get your pop secret approved before nuking it? annoying.
"hey have you seen mr. fitzpatrick around? my coffee's gone cold."
is there a committee to whom i should submit my request for microwave-ability? where are the forms kept? surely, there is an email that the HR department sent to all employees reminding us of the hazards of unsafe microwaving.
Grape plasma fireballs OK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ux8nSWmAz0
What about c.d.s? Great fireworks with those!
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