We've seen sarcastic "no" and "not" before, but what I like about this one is that EVERY negative word is in quotation marks. It's like it's really a positive place, except for all the prohibitions. Thanks, David.
At least they're consistent. They're consistently stupid, but still consistent. And why do we seem to have so much QM abuse at places that cater to our young ones? They'll grow up and abuse them even more. The never ending circle of life :(
theme area, huh. they couldn't come up with a more colorful, exciting name for a playspace? "mommy, i wanna go play in the theme area! i promise i won't run or eat or climb or take my shoes off, or do anything else that's characteristically child-like!!"
I like how they use the phrase "basket balls."
ReplyDeleteShoes must remain on feet in the theme area. I suppose I could put them on my ears if I weren't in the theme area? Well then, I know where I'll be...
ReplyDeleteAt least they're consistent. They're consistently stupid, but still consistent.
ReplyDeleteAnd why do we seem to have so much QM abuse at places that cater to our young ones? They'll grow up and abuse them even more. The never ending circle of life :(
Swords???
ReplyDeleteFoosball must been more intense then I remember it...
I get the feeling that would confuse the crap out of Borat.
ReplyDeleteWow, that sounds like an awesome play place--swords? Although really, what's the point of swords if you can't hit people with them?
ReplyDeleteAlso, the way they phrase the "shoes" rule makes it sound as if any and all shoes that enter the play area...stay in the play area.
As do the feet they came in on.
theme area, huh. they couldn't come up with a more colorful, exciting name for a playspace? "mommy, i wanna go play in the theme area! i promise i won't run or eat or climb or take my shoes off, or do anything else that's characteristically child-like!!"
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