"We feel obligated to point out, in order to withstand any pending litigation, that there is some possibly dangerous (but worthy of your attention nonetheless)" ice.
We can now officially reveal that we don't give a crap if you slip and hurt yourself.
I wonder if this "caution" ice is similar to "black" ice. Hmmmm...
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ReplyDeleteWe can now officially reveal that we don't give a crap if you slip and hurt yourself.
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ReplyDeleteBoss: Put the sign up!
ReplyDeleteWorker: But only an idiot couldn't see the ice on the ground!
Boss: I don't care. People ARE idiots and someone is bound to slip.
Worker: Then it's their stupidity.
Boss: This is America! Surely you don't expect people to have a sense of personal responsibility.
Worker: Good point. Can I at least be sarcastic about it?
Boss: Suit yourself.
I imagine the sign maker is from the North and doesn't think Tennessee ice is really all that big of a deal.
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