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- in the past month or so
- also ok for transpersons
- unofficial
- nevermind the underlining
- "government inspected meats"
- break things more
- punctuation as gaudy decoration?
- I'm not touching you...
- it's on the web, but not good
- "no sex policy"
- it's not that slippery
- there's "nothing wrong with it"
- doesn't apply to attractive people
- it is kind of a dumb name for a place
- not THAT greatly
- they are home-y
- doesn't actually glow
- "thick"
- danger schmanger
- melancholy tidings
- unofficial
- "house made"
- hostages requested
- if you really have to go
- telling you about the status quo
- dishonest
- or whoever
- actually ugly
- right, "easy"...
- I feel "healthier" already
- may be occupied at any given moment
- safety unimportant
- restrained by power relations
- potentially touch free
- does not actually care for days
- always with the hardly snowflake pulling
- sterile-ish
- punctuation in the news
- not really a miracle
- "yum"?
- play something else
- not really premium
- also won't enjoy space between walls
- it's "simple"
- refreshing-ish
- well, maybe not YOU
- choice of fake rules
- secret parking
- whatever that is
- your dad's car
- "thank you ALL"
- cute nickname
- does it even start?
- actually tools-on
- expensive and surly
- more bathroom humor
- flood-ish
- what the kids are calling it
- semi-authentic
- impatients
- who knows what days those are
- is it an umbrella, or not?
- style-free
- actually sells shoes
- look like hangers to me
- pseudo-official
- ("Rules").
- your alleged car
- like drunk people need that
- "sweet" as in "cool"
- gift-like
- less than perfect
- really we're all winners
- pure-ish
- or not here
- but nobody's home
- if you insist on being called a "parent"
- different from a bag lady
- just... "wow"
- I love "big" drinks...
- I don't know
- "overstuffed"
- we should have done that to prince
- our congregation "human!"
- frozen sushi in Vienna
- or he goes by his middle name
- somebody's application
- good ol' "Dave"
- will foul up your needlework
- "save" the world?
- aproximately 8,000
- Geeking Out
- clue-ish
- tiny hard
- what baby?
- "once"
- "all three" or so
- even queen-like?
- tastes just like "chicken"
- not manhattan, clam or chowder
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8 comments:
Heh, that reads almost like an article from The Onion. I like the correction at the bottom.
My favorite punctuation mark is finally getting some respect. It's about time the semicolon get its day in the sun.
"Mr. Berkowitz, by the way, is now serving an even longer sentence."
Love it! Thanks for the link.
I just want to second rebekah's note; that little parenthetic is some of the best writing I've encountered in contemporary newspapers in a long time.
I've recently started celebrating and using the semicolon. I love it.
Jeff, I've long been a fan of the correct semicolon. I'd make a blog for that, but it would not be very funny.
It wouldn't because nobody uses it. I've always been a little bit of a grammar snob, but more just the kind of person who hates "ain't" and the there/they're/their or your/you're stuff. Only in the past 2 or 3 years have I really discovered all the fun little punctuation rules I love to exploit. I've now taken an interest in things like punctuating after the QMs, something I've started doing, or people giving up the Oxford comma, which I really like and will keep using. I love that there's a different name for each usage. Who knew language could be so much fun?
surely you meant to say "fun".
kidding.
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