Haha...shoes...reminds me of this Mitch Hedberg joke:
Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti....and blankets."
Well, for one, they don't have musical acts...
ReplyDeleteThey're probably looking for new acts to replace "hot Chocolate", "Caramel Apple Cider", and "Eggnog Latte". God, what awful, awful names for bands!
ReplyDeleteSo THAT'S where Hot Chocolate has been gigging!
ReplyDeleteI've been humming "You Sexy Thing" for over 30 years straight!
Love Dean and Deluca, but their coffee hasn't been so great lately. Maybe the quotation marks were some dutiful clerk's way of admitting as much?
ReplyDeleteHaha...shoes...reminds me of this Mitch Hedberg joke:
ReplyDeleteEvery McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti....and blankets."