Martin writes "I didn't realize the days of the week were contingent now."
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7 comments:
I think I like (Monday)-(Tuesday)-(Wednesday) even better than the misused quotes.
FRiDAY
Why isn't Thursday in quotes?? I feel sorry for Thursday...totally unworthy of its own quotations.
It seems that people expect them to be closed Thursday but not Friday, hence the need for "emphasis" (since apparently that's what people are using quotes for now...)
Apparently Thursday is the only weekday that isn't surrounded in unnecessary punctuation. I wonder how they write days of the weekend? I'd personally suggest !Saturday! and !Sunday! just to add to the !excitement! that its the weekend.
People with this quotation marks affliction almost always have schizo handwriting, too.
No, you're all "wrong':'" it "means" that the store is "closed" on the day-of-the-week Thursday, and, for "just" "this" week, to this one guy who's named Friday."" Duh"!" Previously known as John"." Or maybe Friday"."
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