Don saw this in Green Bay, WI. I love that it is SO not an entrance, you shouldn't even try. You'll be sorry. "Trust us."
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10 comments:
I love that sign! Bad quotation marks notwithstanding, I would love to be able to add "trust us" to all kinds of customer service signs.
We were kidding! It "is" an entrance! "Trust us"!
I appreciate the time you put into your titles and explanations. Time and time again, I am amazed by your (and Brian's?) ability to nail it with just the right phrase or description; examples abound, but this one, "I don't trust them," is a case in point--succinct, simple, hilarious, smart. Thanks for making your blog one of the best parts of my web day.
Your fan,
Karen
thanks, karen. You're sweet.
I think the sign fails since now I want to go in there even more. But I'm also slightly afraid. Hmm. Maybe I'll trust them. Just this time.
Husband always says if a person has to TELL you to trust them, you shouldn't.
i'm in total agreement with karen. when i read "I love that it is SO not an entrance, you shouldn't even try," i laughed with wide-eyed amazement, so impressed with the humor. nailed it! that's what i come here for.
The fact that someone felt obligated to announce that a brick wall is not an entrance gives me reason to NOT trust them.
You obviously haven't seen Harry Potter than!
This is the best one yet.
Sounds like you are going to be abducted or something.
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