Kerry saw this in Vancouver, BC. I really like that there's an ATM mere feet away, and this mysterious thing that someone might call a "bank machine" that you can take a risk with.
Oh that one is sooooo good! It activates all those inner horrors that you may be depositing money into a phony machine or perhaps it's a Candid Camera "bank machine."
hmmm, the two signs look like they might be under the same awning and may be refering to the same piece of equipment. maybe the different wording is for people who wouldn't understand the other wording in this multi-language city of ours. i like to think there's a third sign for the same ATM that says Cash-Giver Here.
Y'see that there? Thems one of those new-fangled "bank machines." I hear thems like a bank only tiny and it's got lots of buttons. Dun trust the durn things m'self. I ain't givin' my money to no machine.
Oh that one is sooooo good! It activates all those inner horrors that you may be depositing money into a phony machine or perhaps it's a Candid Camera "bank machine."
ReplyDeletehmmm, the two signs look like they might be under the same awning and may be refering to the same piece of equipment. maybe the different wording is for people who wouldn't understand the other wording in this multi-language city of ours. i like to think there's a third sign for the same ATM that says Cash-Giver Here.
ReplyDeletei also like to think that ATM and the pretend Cash-Giver both have quotation marks around them
ReplyDeleteIs that like the way they say washrooms and aboot?
ReplyDeleteY'see that there? Thems one of those new-fangled "bank machines." I hear thems like a bank only tiny and it's got lots of buttons. Dun trust the durn things m'self. I ain't givin' my money to no machine.
ReplyDeleteis that anything like a love machine?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a scrupulous scam artist. We've installed a "bank machine". Please enter your digits and deposit cash.
ReplyDeleteOh -- I'm awfully sorry -- did you think this was a bank machine?