Unnecessary quote marks aside, I'm disturbed by the idea of "Santa's Grotto." Is that like the one Hugh Hefner has at the Playboy mansion? I can sort of picture an icy cave entrance that gives way to a warm spring inhabited by bikini-clad elves. It's where Santa likes to cut loose while Mrs. Claus is visiting her sister in Decatur.
That's a good one. Maybe the reindeer are alive, but not very active. :-)
ReplyDeleteUnnecessary quote marks aside, I'm disturbed by the idea of "Santa's Grotto." Is that like the one Hugh Hefner has at the Playboy mansion? I can sort of picture an icy cave entrance that gives way to a warm spring inhabited by bikini-clad elves. It's where Santa likes to cut loose while Mrs. Claus is visiting her sister in Decatur.
ReplyDeletegrotto!!
ReplyDeleteI know it's not, but something about "grotto" just seems so dirty.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're electrified.
ReplyDelete"Go on -- pet one."
Zzzt.
"Ho, ho, ho!"