Nathan was at the National Book Festival in DC, and spotted this sign at a booth selling almonds on the mall. How, I wonder, does one "smell" things?
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7 comments:
Maybe they're just trying to politically correct and not offend the olfactorily challenged?
i think that they are alluding to something else. "smell" is code for something too lewd to put on a sign, I bet.
Niiiiiiiice.
I can think of several instances where that sign could come in handy. It could really help do away with the guesswork where unknown smells are concerned.
that must be one of those stealthy smells that goes right past the nose, straight to the tounge...yuck!
oh, to put that sign on my roomate.. it would explain so much.
OMG, I love picturing a colon after "what".
This is what: you "smell"
Why almonds at a book fair? For the people with sight-smell synesthesia to read, of course!
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