I spotted this one on a road trip through mid-Michigan. I realize that the quotes probably signify a slogan for this church, but it's a really bad slogan and deserves mocking. Unless of course this slogan is for the church softball team - then clearly we're all "daring" and "winning".
Churches shouldn't have catchy slogans. I mean, it's not like they're some kind of moneymaking scheme that uses empty promises and fear-inducing sales tactics to...
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Jeff, you rock. My eyes are tearing up I'm laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteThe church didn't pull that quote out of thin air. "Qui audet adipiscitur" ("Who dares, wins") is the motto of at least ten special forces units throughout the globe, according to this Wikipedia page.
ReplyDeleteOh my stars! This is close to where I live!!
ReplyDeleteWhat the secret prize is...God loves us more than you. I get heaven...you burn in eternity!
Someone should call the SAS so they can send a C+D notice to this church, for stealing their motto.
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The sign is really saying that the meek shall inherit.
ReplyDeletethose who win must be charlie sheen
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