The relevant part of this ad is at the bottom. I must say that "Overnight Guest Rooms Available" is a very descriptive slogan for a hotel.
As submitter Stephen points out, "the event they are hosting is from 11am to 2pm, so I don't know why you'd need to stay over night. Unless, of course, they'll be handing out sample Viagra at the Sexy-Senior-Singles booth and they want you to know that one-night stands will be accommodated!"
Sample schedule:
ReplyDeleteMusic and dancing 11-2:00
Nap 2-4:00
Dinner 4-5:00
Reading the "blog" 5-6:00
Bedtime 7:00
Best. Slogan. Ever. Accurate AND catchy!
ReplyDeleteIf they didn't let me sleep there overnight, I don't know what I'd do!
ReplyDeleteBrian:
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Matlock. No senior citizen would allow him/herself to be guilty of missing Matlock.
I'm sure that "senoirs" get real tired after 4 hours and it will take them all night to recover. I know because I "R" one.
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