Charlie sent me this. I love that dangling opening quote, just asking to include any other words that might get painted on that truck later. Game: who can come up with the best writing that might appear around the corner?
wow impressive! so who wins? (btw this is not a game submission) i'm partial to:
so you don't have to
like we buy cheap whores
not ugly houses
and process it
bcause it's shiny, and hey, shiny!
when we're really drunk. that's when it sounds like a great idea.
capische?
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dang. that did not narrow it down. maybe they can make it an ongoing slogan, different on each truck. i'd be all, "hey i was stuck behind the cheap whores one on the freeway today!"
...so you don't have to."
ReplyDeleteAdam Gurri! That was my idea! Now I have to come up with another one. :)
ReplyDelete...on Tuesdays during months with Rs in their names when the full moon is waning."
...if you can't take the hint, we're syaing your car's a piece of sh**"
ReplyDelete"please"
ReplyDelete... instead of 'scrap metal'," says our company president.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I can be optimistic that this isn't actually misused quotes!
... and process it."
ReplyDeletefor less than it cost you to smash it up."
ReplyDelete...because we can and you can't MWAHAA"
ReplyDelete...and sell platinum and gold."
ReplyDelete... because it's shiny. And hey, shiny!"
ReplyDelete... bands."
ReplyDelete...when we're really drunk. That's when it sounds like a great idea."
ReplyDelete...but don't tell our insurance company!"
ReplyDelete...but don't know what to do with it!"
ReplyDelete"...for cheaper than cheaper."
ReplyDelete...capische? "
ReplyDelete...OR ELSE"
ReplyDelete...FROM A MAN WITH SPECIAL GLOVES"
ReplyDelete..., OKAY, MOM?! We get it, we're not neuroscientists, but at least we're proud."
ReplyDelete^This would probably wrap around to the front.
... Especially the Little Metal Pull Thingies on Wine Bottles."
ReplyDelete...and are still richer than you."
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ReplyDeleteso "Jesus" has more time to worry about what he is doing."
ReplyDeletewow impressive! so who wins? (btw this is not a game submission) i'm partial to:
ReplyDeleteso you don't have to
like we buy cheap whores
not ugly houses
and process it
bcause it's shiny, and hey, shiny!
when we're really drunk. that's when it sounds like a great idea.
capische?
"
dang. that did not narrow it down. maybe they can make it an ongoing slogan, different on each truck. i'd be all, "hey i was stuck behind the cheap whores one on the freeway today!"
John, Sarah and Scott made me laugh the most. But we're all winners here.
ReplyDeleteWoo!
ReplyDelete... PSYCH!"
ReplyDelete...from guys named Bubba.
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