Bruce writes about this one: "I guess the 'pumpkin' is really a styrofoam prop, or maybe a yak in gourd's clothing." I'm wondering if this is really a contest you want to "win". Probably you have to dispose of the "Giant Pumpkin". Good prize.
What a fun blog! It makes me want to start one about improper uses of the apostrophe. :-) (i.e., Do they really mean possessive... or would the plural form of the word be more appropriate?)
Maybe it's one of those contests where they don't want to damage anyone's self-esteem. So, nobody is a "loser" and the "winner" isn't any better than anybody else. Well, except that they may receive a "prize".
I think "winner" is a bit ominous... forced to have sweet sweet pumpkin sex on a fetish porn site. ALWAYS read the fine print of the contests you enter.
(p.s. my word verification word is "uplimy" and that sounds dirty too.)
Your blog is quite funny! I have put a link in my own blog to yours. Thanks for the laughs.
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What a fun blog! It makes me want to start one about improper uses of the apostrophe. :-) (i.e., Do they really mean possessive... or would the plural form of the word be more appropriate?)
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Maybe it's one of those contests where they don't want to damage anyone's self-esteem. So, nobody is a "loser" and the "winner" isn't any better than anybody else.
ReplyDeleteWell, except that they may receive a "prize".
Is there a blog for the cent sign with the decimal in front of the number making it less than a penny? I hate that.
ReplyDeleteThe poor pumpkin/ gourd/ kumquat looks like it's halfway to dead. It just needs some sweet love.
ReplyDeleteI think the quotes around "winner" means the contest is rigged.
ReplyDeletePunctuation goes inside quotes. "Win." "Giant Pumpkin."
ReplyDeleteI think "winner" is a bit ominous... forced to have sweet sweet pumpkin sex on a fetish porn site. ALWAYS read the fine print of the contests you enter.
ReplyDelete(p.s. my word verification word is "uplimy" and that sounds dirty too.)