As submitter Chris points out, there is also some seemingly random use of capitalization for emphasis and all caps for emphasis. The availability of coffee is more important to me than the presence of bath towels, so there it is. Maybe they say "Do Not Remove" because they really mean "go ahead and take them, so we can charge you outrageous prices for them."
There's nothing to prevent you from taking the pool towels though.
ReplyDeleteUm, submitter Chris is "hot". I'm sorry I don't have something more important to say, but Chris may find it important and that is something.
ReplyDeleteScreaming laughing here. This is the funniest idea of a blog I've "ever" seen!
ReplyDeleteThe dude in the background reminds me of Moby.
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