we didn't start the "fire"

Events that could count as a "fire": lunch break, coughing fit, rendezvous with attractive coworker.

Submitter Neman writes: "I found this in a storeroom of a company I was at (name is blanked out on the pic). Of course, when someone saw me taking the picture, I had to explain. When I pointed it out to her, she couldn't believe it and started telling her co-workers. Which leads me to two conclusions:

1. In case of an actual fire, we don't know what to do.
2. No one reads the emergency signs."