Maya writes that "a single quote is kind of like the sound of one hand clapping." And so it is. Maybe it's a new kind of obnoxious shorthand, like 4 and U. It either indicates not really everybody, or not really U. That is, the anthropomorphic letter from sesame street.
oh, I hate 4 and U
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I refuse to use stupid text shorthand (helps that I have a gull-wing style phone with a full keyboard, though)
I spell words out too, I even did when I didn't have a querty keyboard.
ReplyDeleteI mean qwerty. I suck at spelling. Have at it anonymi.
ReplyDeleteMy, that keyboard's looking awfully querty today.
ReplyDelete(Sorry. I couldn't resist.)
Hey, is there a way that we can send in photos?
ReplyDeleteyeah. read the sidebar.
ReplyDeleteNo, only Bethany's allowed to contribute. She's just mean like that. She's kind of a quotation marks control freak.
ReplyDeleteoh man, jeff just made me snort unattractively. What if I found all these things myself? Then this blog would REALLY be time consuming.
ReplyDeleteFinally, I know who to blame when I see that obnoxious habit of using the letter u in place of the word you. Damn U, Smokey Robinson!
ReplyDeleteThat has to be a typo.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I can't think of any scenario or mindset where adding a " there would make sense.
In other cases, an attempt at providing emphasis results in a perverse sense to the use of quotation marks, but that... that's just meaningless.
It's kind of insulting the customer... there's something for everybody - AND you. As though "you" are not part of everybody.
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