Oh, sorry. By "now" we meant when we feel like it, and it's not now. Try applying tomorrow. Thanks R M.
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15 comments:
Ha. These are pretty "funny".
You guys are awesome!!! I linked you on my page! I'll make sure to take a picture of such quotations if I find any, and I'll mail them to u!
What a great idea for a blog! :)
Wow, I never realized the hilarious potential for quotation mark analysis. Fine work.
you're not a sub-editor perchance, are you?
a what? I don't think so.
Hi!
My name is Thainá and would like to receive its sight in mine blogspot!
I adored its! Congratulations!
I wait that Portuguese understands!
hahahahaha
Kisses!
This blog is pretty funny, I think I'll start visiting more often.
it appears that people are using quotation marks to emphasize words, unnecessarily, of course.
I saw a package for a dust mitt at the grocery store that said: attracts dust like a "magnet"! I made fun of that package all through the store. Glad to see someone else has the same sense of humor (and is rubbed the wrong way by the damn quotation marks!)
Maybe the National Organization for Women is actually hiring.
My "word". Exactly how "many" "people" use the "humble" '"' when they "should" not?
Don't they teacher "grammar" any "more"?
Great blog! "Thanks"!
I just saw your blog under blogs of note and could'nt resist. This is incredibly funny and never have I noticed what all these randomly used quotation marks could actually be implying. You have just chnaged my world. Thank you! Now I can get a good laugh "anywhere"!
with such a board he wud prolly be hiring for the next cuppla years !!!
my favorite one in a while... a great way to get someone to not apply to a job!
Funny blog. Keep them coming.
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