"Ketchup"
Get it? Catch-up?
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
8 years ago
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5 comments:
Those aren't unnecessary at all... but still amusing.
UGH!!! Have I said lately how much I hate quotes around puns? I think they're completely unnecessary if the joke is any good at all, as any intelligent person would understand it. Quotation marks are for quoting or denoting irony, not a joke. Substituting "ketchup" for "catch up" is not ironic or insincere in any way.
Seriously, can we all stop giving Bethany a hard time?
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Ha!
Punny :)
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