"I hope a 'closed' gate is as effective at keeping my offspring safe as a closed one," says Chris, who spotted this sign at his daughter's daycare.
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- excuse our "emptiness"
- Quotation Area
- people and pets
- the other side
- ants
- fire alarm
- you're so "loving"
- police do be out
- building formerly known as church
- "no sex policy"
- "parents"
- "a" puppy
- cheaper than cheaper
- a true "classic"
- thank "god"
- revelation
- peanuts
- "stop"
- salvation/mexican food
- "congress person"
- President
- Speak English
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Unnecessary Quotes in Other Languages
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- I certainly don't want them on cell phones
- maybe the writer is a snob
- home-ade
- be "quiet"
- unnecessary editing
- that "kitchen" sounds great
- sounds like a great "game"
- not really for them
- fake polite in spanish
- we call it "special"
- "trustworthy"
- not restful? not actual rooms?
- all "Work" and no "Play"
- a fake deal
- let me put on some makeup
- single quote
- easy to misinterpret
- not actually made out of fire
- you kids and your "music"
- I'm a "great" driver
- the tutor formerly known as andrew
- attention grammar snobs
- first "closed" now "locked"
- new because it just recently became wet
- you know, "close it"
- Prepare to celebrate tomorrow
- ok, this is fascinating
- Frequently Asked Questions
- how "reassuring"
- really it's more of a rule
- new-ish
- potentially hot
- some serious press
- ("superfluous punctuation cake")
- labor day, the inside joke
- "blog"="popular"
- "lunch" served 11 pm to midnight
- The "feminine" hair product
- you know, "on"
- or wherever
- Really really "proud"
- nothing does say that
- very emphatic
- what even are chip forks?
- Another case of anonymous quotation?
- "Go Eagles"?
- a not-smooth-ie
- so-called customers
- "accident book"
- philly and athens
- your submissions are "sincerely appreciated"
- you know, "school"
- see you "tomorrow"
- those cars stereos....
- web designers revenge
- an article on this very topic
- if you call that "living"
- meta
- fake polite AND questionable negatives
- "tips," as they say
- "do not copy" wink wink
- this one has a cool picture
- sarcastic works too, I hear it's gross
- also will "pinch you"
- quotable?
- also "no transfat"
- "buy them"
- don't "hang out"
- "punks"!
- more fake politeness
- "making" "donuts"
- more "excellence"
- nothing like "excellence"
- it does a body "good"?
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4 comments:
A friend just introduced me to your site. I LOVE it! I enjoy language and having fun with language. I'll be sure and be on the lookout for thing for you... seems they are always aroung :-)
The sign commits a double sin: not only by the presence of unnecessary quotes, but also by the use of MS Comic Sans. How can I take the sign seriously? :-)
I wonder how the gate expressed its need to be closed.
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