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Monday, September 24, 2007
first "closed" now "locked"
Quotation mark abusers seem very interested in locking and closing things lately. Submitter Greg cleverly suggests, "I guess the sign actually meant to say 'you can shut the door all you want but the manager still has the key.'"
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sounds like a great "game"
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"trustworthy"
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single quote
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I'm a "great" driver
the tutor formerly known as andrew
attention grammar snobs
first "closed" now "locked"
new because it just recently became wet
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ok, this is fascinating
Frequently Asked Questions
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new-ish
potentially hot
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"lunch" served 11 pm to midnight
The "feminine" hair product
you know, "on"
or wherever
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Another case of anonymous quotation?
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so-called customers
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"tips," as they say
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this one has a cool picture
sarcastic works too, I hear it's gross
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"buy them"
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"punks"!
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